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Oh gross. My brother showed up on the "new members in your area" section when I went to OkCupid just now. EW.

I got a spam that said something like, "Supplements for pubescent boys. Get Britney to notice with a bigger Spear." So, they're marketing dick pills to teenagers now? Sort of like when cigarette companies have fun, bright packaging and advertisements to lure the young folk? What's next? Big Joe Johnson, the mascot? A handsome cartoon pecker sporting a fauxhawk and skateboarding? Throwing back energy drinks and playing Guitar Hero with the hottest girl at the house party?

I am having a hard time not buying new music. It would be nice to have a specific kind of sugar daddy, the kind that would buy me all the CDs I wanted. Pay for me to go back to school? Oh, that's okay, I'll just take 25 new albums a week. Thanks.

Date: 2008-04-15 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barbasol.livejournal.com
haha. your rant on dick pills for babies was funny. i like that cool skater piecker.

Date: 2008-04-15 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
He also plays the drums.

Date: 2008-04-15 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jack-jackrum.livejournal.com
Better than your brother showing up on xtube, you know.

Date: 2008-04-15 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
OH GOD YES. If that ever happens, I will go blind.

Date: 2008-04-15 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jack-jackrum.livejournal.com
Like Hank Hill when he walked in on his mom and her boyfriend schtupping on the kitchen table?

Date: 2008-04-15 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
A lot like that, except with throwing up also.

Date: 2008-04-16 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jack-jackrum.livejournal.com
With Lucy for the win.

Date: 2008-04-15 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barbasol.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha!!!! i keep waiting to find someone i know on there.

Date: 2008-04-15 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
I have seen a few folks, but mostly ones I know from the internet anyway.

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