i'm sure it's been said in the finer print

I'm pretty sure someone just muttered "ass butters" when they dropped something in the mail room. Like, instead of "darn" or "shoot."

After doing it for someone who was on vacation, I suggested to my supervisor that payroll be made my primary duty. I hadn't been given a primary duty yet, and I thought it would show good initiative to ask for more responsibility. She was pleased and surprised, and now I'm tracking the hours of 58 paid employees, from pages and aides to the branch manager. Math is fun, I'm happy.

Wine dinner last night:

Two types of dry Rose, plus a dry Rose d'Asti
Dates wrapped in bacon, with pepper and brown sugar
Proscuitto spread on toasted baguette slices
Spicy apricot and apple chutney
Lahoori chicken with whole spices (cumin, cardamom, coriander, cloves, cinnamon)
Quinoa

Moscato
Shredded carrots steeped in milk with raisins, cardamom, and ginger