i'm sure it's been said in the finer print

Oh gross. My brother showed up on the "new members in your area" section when I went to OkCupid just now. EW.

I got a spam that said something like, "Supplements for pubescent boys. Get Britney to notice with a bigger Spear." So, they're marketing dick pills to teenagers now? Sort of like when cigarette companies have fun, bright packaging and advertisements to lure the young folk? What's next? Big Joe Johnson, the mascot? A handsome cartoon pecker sporting a fauxhawk and skateboarding? Throwing back energy drinks and playing Guitar Hero with the hottest girl at the house party?

I am having a hard time not buying new music. It would be nice to have a specific kind of sugar daddy, the kind that would buy me all the CDs I wanted. Pay for me to go back to school? Oh, that's okay, I'll just take 25 new albums a week. Thanks.