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So. I know it seems like I'm always talking about new clothes. I really don't buy that much, and lately it has been out of necessity (read: dwindling wardrobe), and I seriously don't buy anything that's not at least 50% off the ticket price. I'm a Clearance Queen. And I don't spend more than $20 on any one thing. EVER. Shoes, coats, I don't care. It better be less than $20. Okay. Consumer guilt: purged.

Okay, so I bought a pair of jeans. GASP! Which brings the grand total of jeans in my possession up to a big ol'... one! I wear dresses. Skirts. I'd be happy to wear a dress every day for the rest of life, but I do recognize that there are situations that call for slightly more rugged and less crotch-accessible attire. However. Jeans on my body, pre-healthful habits, looked a bit ridiculous. Like I was a candied apple on a jean-covered stick--a bit top heavy. I'm still kinda built that way, but things have evened out enough for pants to actually suit me. And I have a butt, and you can tell now.

My ass, let me show you it. In jeans!

What else? Oh, V-Day! I'm probably going to wear a black dress or black skirt and tank with a sassy satiny cropped jacket. Also black. And then red patent shoes and lipstick to match. The lady is a vamp!

Also, Elliott is my Valentine this year. Here are some other things about Elliott:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elliott!

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Elliott.
During severe windstorms, Elliott may sway several feet to either side!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Elliott had to pay a special Elliott tax.
Medieval knights put the skin of Elliott on their sword handles to improve the grip.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Elliott!
Devoid of his cells and proteins, Elliott has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Elliott, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Elliott.
Ostriches stick their heads in Elliott not to hide but to look for water!
Antarctica is the only continent without Elliott!

I am not surprised about #9, because Elliott always has to pee. Just full of water all the time.

Shower and sleep, shower and sleeeeeeep!

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where is this ass of which you speak?

Well, I was bluffing. I wasn't going to really take a picture of it. Haha.

this conversation is useless without pictures!!

;)

Alright, alright! Color me convinced. Pic tonight!

SWEET!

Ditto.

Oh goodness! Two requests, I guess I'll have to take a pic! Maybe when I get home.

Damn skippy.

we are eterna-valentines. of course, my grandmother is also an eterna-valentine. she gives me no other choice. im on my way to new orleans, valentine!!

I think all the women in your family are your eterna-valentines. I tried to get my mom to buy me flowers in middle school because my best friend Lisa always got valentine gifts from HER parents, and my mom said, "But you're not my valentine." So I guess I have just one eterna-valentine... Eli Muffin a.k.a. Luvey DeLuxxe.

haha!!!!!! i like how i do everything DeLuxxe. Im part french. and part XL tendencies. omg my aunt sent me hotwheels and a monkey vegatable peeler. my grandma sent me 3 boxes of charlie brown chocolates. my sister sent me a singing card.