i'm sure it's been said in the finer print

Actually, my resolutions are more like:

1. Stop feeling so scattered?
2. DO NOT ADOPT FERAL (hardly) BACK YARD KITTY. I've named it Turkey and have made an appointment for TNR (trap, neuter, release). But it's going to start snowing and then what? I don't need a pet, I don't need a pet.
3. OMG, what happened to my being good to my body? I have all but given up exercise lately, and my diet has been way too rich. Gluh. Gotta reverse that.
4. Make a friend who is a girl? A real one who I call and do girl things with, but who doesn't even remotely want to sleep with me.
5. Do something stirring and meaningful and sustaining.
6. ................................decide. I don't have infinite amounts of time to spend running in place. The future has to happen sooner or later.
7. Garden.
8. Learn more ways to prepare cruciferous vegetables because I love them.
9. Save money for family vacation next Christmas.
10. Be really good to me.

Do you know that I almost decided to never post another LiveJournal entry ever again? It was the other day, when I was realizing how glad I am that I jumped ship on all the other social networking portals a long time ago. Social? Networking? Plllbbbttt.

The YA and youth librarians looked into my future at our holiday potluck yesterday and decided that I am naturally a children's librarian. Kay, our current children's librarian, said, "I am retiring in 3 years. That's enough time for you to get your MLS, right? No pressure or anything."