i'm sure it's been said in the finer print

Yep.

Also, I realized that one of our part time employees at the library is a totally a crazy old womyn wemoon wombmoon. She's the kind of person that almost certainly has a fading double-edged ax tattoo, next to a slightly less faded dreamcatcher-and-wolf-head tattoo. You'd say so too, if you saw her. Anyway, I dropped some CDs while I was packing things up to send to another branch, and she walked by with a cart of new books and whispered quite close to my ear, "Dropping stuff is a sign that you'll be getting your period soon." She took a few more steps and then said over her shoulder, "Are you due?"

What?! What?!?

(Maybe that's, like, Warrior Womyn foreplay?)