i'm sure it's been said in the finer print

I have stolen a pen from my co-workers desk. Borrowed, really. It was calling my name. It's one of those prescription medicine jobbies, desgined to get your attention with bright colors and an interesting design. So you'll want the medicine, I guess? "Oooh, nasal spray! I've got to have it!" Except I don't know what medicine this pen is advertising. Benzamycin Pak. I suspect it's a woman thing, though, based on the look of the pen. Seriously!

It's got a white barrel with the logo printed in pink and purple. The grip is soft and hourglass-shaped. And pink. The tip of the implement is clear purple plastic. The pocket-clippy part is rather curvaceous, almost like an S. It looks like the pen's got a purple ponytail, actually. And the clicky bit up top is a rounded pink nubbin, quite clitoral. This is a pen for women. Womyn. A pyn for womyn. A poon for wombmoon. Hahahahahaha.

There's only one other person in the office today, and it's my last day before a four-day weekend. I'm feeling decidedly zany. We've had very little traffic through here and I'm so restless! Hence the frivolous post.

(Okay, I looked up the Benzamycin Pak. It's an acne treatment. I still think they are targeting girls!)