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besubversive ([personal profile] besubversive) wrote2009-04-01 01:47 pm

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Yep.

Also, I realized that one of our part time employees at the library is a totally a crazy old womyn wemoon wombmoon. She's the kind of person that almost certainly has a fading double-edged ax tattoo, next to a slightly less faded dreamcatcher-and-wolf-head tattoo. You'd say so too, if you saw her. Anyway, I dropped some CDs while I was packing things up to send to another branch, and she walked by with a cart of new books and whispered quite close to my ear, "Dropping stuff is a sign that you'll be getting your period soon." She took a few more steps and then said over her shoulder, "Are you due?"

What?! What?!?

(Maybe that's, like, Warrior Womyn foreplay?)

[identity profile] everyday-fire.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
According to her calculations, I should be getting my period any time now... and that goes for all year.

[identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my thought. I've been a library assistant for 6 months now and I still drop materials at least twice a day. I'm a combination of overly ambitious (as far as how many items I can pick up at once) and clumsy.

[identity profile] barbasol.livejournal.com 2009-04-02 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i wonder if this is only for wemoons or if i drop things it is also a sign of my period coming.