Someone left a Valentine's gift of the stuffed-animal and silk-flower-in-a-bud-vase variety on my desk. I have pumped the guidance counselor for information (haha, pumped), but to no avail. The only person I can think of is Matt, the dude with whom I flirt. Especially because I passed him on the stairs as I was returning to my desk. It could have been The Administration, though. They sometimes give gifties on the lesser holidays. Anyway, it's a Valentine Mystery.